Share the Hope. “Reaching the last million”

In order to truly make education work for children weighed down by centuries of prejudice and poverty, our schools should not exist merely for supplying the society with a trained workforce or as an instrument of conformist wisdom BUT as beacons of human consciousness and centers of inquiry.

Therefore Gurukul Public School seeks to impart education which graduates students who:

1. Have the necessary skills to lead a flourishing life
2. Are able to place themselves in the larger context of society with responsible self esteem
3. Have an inquiring mind
4. Are sensitive to their ecosystem including inquiry into the human condition and the surrounding nature
5. Have a global outlook

Our Mission statement is also reflective of the purpose for which Gurukul Public School was established i.e. we aim to reach out to

• 1000 children by 2018
• 10000 children by 2022
• 100000 children by 2030
• 1000000 children by 2035

Afternoon delight

Steve Holt! Across from where? Really? Did nothing cancel? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I’m a monster. That’s why you always leave a note!

• That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’
• I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

Ready, Aim, Marry Me

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Pier Pressure

I’ve opened a door here that I regret. We just call it a sausage. I care deeply for nature. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?”

1. Marry me.
2. Really? Did nothing cancel?
3. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.
4. Across from where?
5. We just call it a sausage.

Pier Pressure

Whoa, this guy’s straight? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.

Good Grief!

Guy’s a pro. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer.